If you are reading this documentation, you have been visited by mr skeltal of the abyss. Good bones and calcium will come to you, but only if you say “thank mr skeltal” in this documentation page.

🎺💀 doot doot 💀🎺

Headers are the bones of your documentation structure. Each level represents a different bone density.

Mr skeltal speaks in many ways:

• Bold text represents strong bones
• Italic text represents flexible cartilage
• Strikethrough represents broken bones (very bad, need more calcium)
• inline code represents the bone marrow
• Links connect bones together like joints

You can also combine them: bold and italic for extra strong flexible bones.

“thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium” — Ancient Skeletal Proverb, circa 2014

• Skull
• Spine
  • Cervical vertebrae
  • Thoracic vertebrae
  • Lumbar vertebrae
• Ribcage
• Arms and Legs
  • Humerus (the funny bone, doot doot)
  • Femur (the biggest bone)
  • All 206 bones total

1. Wake up
2. Thank mr skeltal
3. Drink milk for calcium
4. Achieve good bones
5. Doot doot

• Thank mr skeltal
• Consume calcium
• Achieve immortal skeleton form
• Learn trumpet

Behold the holy trumpet of mr skeltal:

// The sacred doot function
function doot() {
  console.log("🎺 doot doot");
  return "good bones and calcium";
}

// Thank mr skeltal
const skeleton = {
  name: "mr skeltal",
  instrument: "trumpet",
  blessing: "good bones and calcium",
  doot: () => "doot doot"
};

// Invoke the blessing
skeleton.doot();

class MrSkeltal:
    """The bringer of good bones and calcium."""

    def __init__(self):
        self.bones = "good"
        self.calcium = float('inf')

    def doot(self, times=2):
        return "doot " * times

    def bless(self, user):
        return f"{user} has been blessed with good bones and calcium"

# Usage
skeltal = MrSkeltal()
print(skeltal.doot())  # doot doot

interface Skeleton {
  name: string;
  bones: number;
  calcium: number;
  doot: () => string;
}

const mrSkeltal: Skeleton = {
  name: "mr skeltal",
  bones: 206,
  calcium: Infinity,
  doot: () => "doot doot"
};

#!/bin/bash
# Daily calcium ritual

echo "🎺 doot doot"
echo "thank mr skeltal"

# Check bone density
if [ "$CALCIUM_LEVEL" -gt 9000 ]; then
  echo "Good bones achieved!"
fi

.mr-skeltal {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #1a1a1a, #0a0a0a);
  border: 2px solid #calcium;
  animation: doot 0.5s infinite;
}

@keyframes doot {
  0%, 100% { transform: rotate(-5deg); }
  50% { transform: rotate(5deg); }
}

{
  "skeleton": {
    "name": "mr skeltal",
    "instrument": "trumpet",
    "blessings": ["good bones", "calcium"],
    "catchphrase": "doot doot",
    "origin": "the abyss"
  }
}

Current Bone Status: Blessed

Mr Skeltal’s Mood: Doot Doot

Calcium Level: MAXIMUM

• Default: Default
• Note: Note
• Tip: Tip
• Caution: Caution
• Danger: Danger
• Success: Success

• Small: smol bone
• Medium: medium bone
• Large: BIG BONE

# macOS calcium check
brew install calcium
thank-mr-skeltal --doot

# Windows calcium check
winget install calcium
Invoke-Doot -Times 2

# Linux calcium check
sudo apt install calcium
systemctl enable mr-skeltal

1. Install the calcium package

   Choose your preferred package manager:

   • npm
   • pnpm
   • bun

   npm install @skeltal/calcium

2. Initialize mr skeltal in your project

   Create a configuration file:

   • npm
   • pnpm
   • bun

   npx skeltal init --doot

   This creates a skeltal.config.js file:

   export default {
     calcium: "maximum",
     dootFrequency: 2,
     blessingDuration: "24h"
   };

3. Thank mr skeltal in your code

   Import and invoke the blessing:

   import { thankMrSkeltal, doot } from "@skeltal/calcium";
   
   // Receive the blessing
   const blessing = await thankMrSkeltal();
   
   // Perform the sacred doot
   doot(); // "doot"
   doot(); // "doot"
   
   console.log(blessing); // "good bones and calcium"

4. Verify your bones are good

   Run the bone density checker:

   • npm
   • pnpm
   • bun

   npm run skeltal:check

   Expected output:

   🦴 Checking bone density...
   ✅ Calcium levels: MAXIMUM
   ✅ Bone strength: EXCELLENT
   ✅ Doot count: 2/2
   
   🎺 mr skeltal is pleased. Good bones achieved!

5. Receive the blessing

   You will now have good bones and calcium for the next 24 hours.

Starlight includes many icons. Here are some mr skeltal approves of:

Star - For rating bone quality

Rocket - For calcium-powered launches

Warning - Low calcium alert

Check - Good bones confirmed

Info - Skeletal facts

Error - No calcium detected!

Use three or more dashes, asterisks, or underscores:

All of these create bone separators. Mr skeltal uses them to organize his thoughts.

Behold the sacred visages of mr skeltal:

The markdown syntax for images is:

![Alt text describing the skeleton](https://url-to-image.png)

Mr skeltal has been blessing internet users since 2014¹. The “doot doot” sound originated from a low-quality GIF².

Doot : The sound made by mr skeltal’s trumpet. Usually appears in pairs.

Calcium : A mineral essential for bone health. Mr skeltal’s primary gift to humanity.

Good Bones : The state of having healthy, strong bones. Achieved through thanking mr skeltal.

Updoot : An upvote given to mr skeltal content. Grants extra calcium.

Press Ctrl + D to doot.

Press Cmd + S to save your bones.

Press Alt + T to thank mr skeltal.

The calcium requirement formula:

Inline math: The average skeleton has $206$ bones and requires $1000mg$ of calcium daily.

You have reached the end of the Skeletal Scripture. By reading this far, you have demonstrated true dedication to bone health.

Mr skeltal’s final message:

🎺💀 thank mr skeltal 💀🎺

good bones and calcium will come to you

doot doot

This documentation page was blessed by mr skeltal. No bones were harmed in its creation.

Status: Fully Dooted